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Friday, March 6

letter to bill gates by santaaaaa


Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

 
Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft   
Subject: Problems with my new computer 
Dear Mr. Bill Gates, 
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, 
which I want to bring to your notice. 
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you 
 to check this. 
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he 
ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we 
can click that by sitting. 
3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 
're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home. 
4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the 
door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was 
unable to trace. Please rectify this problem. 
5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft 
sentence', so when you will provide that? 
6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon 
which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items? 
7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a 
single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that. 
8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the 
PC at home only. 
9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'... When you will provide 'My Past 
documents'? 
10. Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS? 
Ujjwal Panda
State manager I ICMAS
Abacus brain Study pvt.Ltd
Road no-10 I Banjara hills I Hyderabad


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