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Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!




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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!

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Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!
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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"

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Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ....

Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
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Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ..."

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Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...


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Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !!



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DO YOU KNOW????????????

1.The first kind of PENCIL was a bunch of GRAPHITE sticks held together by string. Then someone decided it would be better to push the graphite into the inside of a hollow wooden stick.

JOSEPH RECHENDORFER was the first person to think of putting a piece of rubber onto the top of a pencil which makes it real easy to rub out mistakes.

Did you know that the average lead pencil can draw a line that is almost 35 miles long or you can write almost 50,000 words in English with just one pencil? Amazing fact! Now imagine an eraser that could match it !!!

2.Did you know the first bicycle that was made in 1817 by Baron von Drais didn't have any pedals? People walked it along

3.Did you know the first toy balloon, made of vulcanized rubber, was thought of by someone in the J.G.Ingram company in London, England in 1847.

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How to Be an Animal Lover

As you know, animal lovers are pretty awesome and well-liked, and helping out with animals is a great way to meet nice people. These are some of the many ways of how to be an animal lover. This could also be considered a teenage sub-culture.

Steps

1. Join your local animal shelter, animal clinic, or become a dog walker. Consider starting an animal-themed club at your school. This isn't a must, but it could help you meet others like you.
2. Become a vegetarian. If you love animals, why would you eat them? Plus, it's actually healthier to be a vegetarian!
3. Be nice to people. Animal lovers generally have a nice personality and are friendly towards humans and animals alike.
4. Get a pet, optionally. A good example would be a nice cat, or if you're allergic to animal fur, a bird, gecko or a rabbit! Make sure to take care of your pets.
5. Dress the part and try to avoid clothes that contain animal products such as leather, fur, or snake-skin. Most animal lovers buy t-shirts that may be cute, but they need to have a couple shirts with a picture of an animal on it.
6. Avoid animal tested beauty products and wear natural makeup or none at all.

Tips

• Just because you care about animals, your hygiene shouldn't go out the window.
• Don't buy animal tested products.
• Knit your own hats, or do some kind of craft like that.
• Vegetarianism is a good thing to consider if you really love animals.

Warnings

Having a pet takes lots of care. If you are not responsible enough, do not buy a pet and neglect it.

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• Don't get carried away and respect that not everyone is an animal lover.
• If you get a pet, make sure you and anyone in your family is not allergic to that kind of anim

The guide to wife translations

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Gilda Radner  - "Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you."

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.. ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... The guide to wife translations The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It's your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious The wife says: Do what you want The wife means: You'll pay for this later The wife says: We need to talk The wife means: I need to complain The wife says: Sure... go ahead The wife means: I don't want you to The wife says: I'n not upset The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron The wife says: You're ... so manly The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights The wife means: I have flabby thighs. The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient The wife means: I want a new house. The wife says: I want new curtains. The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper! The wife says: I need wedding shoes. The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white. The wife says: Hang the picture there The wife means: No, I mean hang it there! The wife says: I heard a noise The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep. The wife says: Do you love me? The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive. The wife says: How much do you love me? The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like. The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute. The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap. The wife says: Am I fat? The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful. The wife says: You have to learn to communicate. The wife means: Just agree with me. The wife says: Are you listening to me? The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.] The wife says: Yes The wife means: No The wife says: No The wife means: No The wife says: Maybe The wife means: No The wife says: I'm sorry The wife means: You'll be sorry The wife says: Do you like this recipe? The wife means: You better get used to it The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place. The wife says: Was that the baby? The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him The wife says: I'm not yelling! The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important! In answer to the question "What's wrong?" The wife says: The same old thing. The wife means: Nothing. The wife says: Nothing. The wife means: Everything. The wife says: Nothing, really. The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot. The wife says: I don't want to talk about it. The wife means: I'm still building up steam. ____________ _____

How to Date a Capricorn Male

Capricorns are known for their staid, reserved manner. If you've ever wondered how to date a Capricorn male, you may not have understood exactly how mature and introverted they can be. If you want to start dating a Capricorn, you will have to learn how they enjoy spending their time and what will drive them away.

Steps

1. Set up for intimate gatherings. If you want to date a Capricorn male, don't arrange loud group dates or take him to a boisterous party that will make him awkward. He will enjoy a small group of people or a one-on-one date far more.
2. Retain that Capricorns are slow to let down their guard. They can be scared away if you act too familiar too quickly. Pay attention to his reactions when you're together. You should be able to tell if you are moving too fast and are in danger of scaring him away. Attempt to show the reserve that he shows and to move at a pace that will make both of you comfortable.
3. Mention practical topics and give him practical gifts. Talking to him about hearsay and giving him something that he can't put to a practical use will not encourage him to one up and let you get to know him better. Let him know you understand him by showing him your practical side.

Tips

• Give it time. No Capricorn male will fall in love with you in a week and he likely will need a long period of time to get to know you and to slowly let his guard down before real love can blossom. Just don't give up on him- Capricorn males are extremely constant and make excellent long-term boyfriends as well as husbands.

Warnings

• Don't come on too strong.
• Be careful of what you say.
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