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Is it Katrina, Deepika, or Victoria Beckham?
Yes, even Hollywood stars are falling for the
traditional charms of the Indian sari. Vote for
who you think looks the hottest wearing one!
Priyanka Chopra
Piggy Chops sizzles in saris, no doubt about that -
- maybe it has to do with her sizzling bod!
The erstwhile Posh Spice recently showed
off her exotic side in a magazine photoshoot
-- what do you think?
'Superbod' Shetty has the guys drooling
every time she shows off her sexy midriff in
a hot drape. Think she looks best in a sari?
Textile heir Arun Nayar's prettier half Liz could
give any Bollywood actress a run for her money
-- especially when it comes to dressing like Indian
royalty!
Photographs: Punit Paranjpe/Reuters
And what of Saif's lady love? Bebo looks
stunning in fitted drapes that show off her
size-zero figure.
Tennis beauty Kournikova looks like a vision
in this baby blue sari, doesn't she?
She may have been born in Hong Kong and
brought up in London, but curvy Kat sure knows
how to dazzle in drapes! What say?
Okay, so we're not always crazy about the
idea of foreigners putting their own spin on the
sari, but you have to admit Alba had us drooling
when she donned one for her movie The Love Guru.
Sigh...The sight of ex-Miss Universe Sush
in a sari is still enough to have men of all ages
go weak in the knees!
And of course, we can't afford to leave out Sush's
onetime rival Ash. Mrs Bachchan has made it clear
that her preferred red carpet choice is the sari.
Petite 'n' pretty Celina should show up in drapes
more often -- they really seem to suit her.
Bong bombshell Bips looks hot in any midriff-baring
outfit that shows off her curves, right?
Not far behind Bips is fellow Bong babe,
Riya Sen -- don't miss that dare-to-bare choli!
And finally we have starlet Ayesha, whose
voluptuous body could do justice to pretty
much any sari!
The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the
attack on the Pentagon:
"I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big tragedy. But in case
you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of
everything."
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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great
bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with
that..
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,
"Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"
The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks
over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14
million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."
And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!! !"
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry about
the 14 million Pakistanis!"
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Pakistani on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
A: ...... Problem Solved!!!
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A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York . Suddenly he sees a
little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.
He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the
dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a
hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:
"Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl".
The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"
Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
"Brave American saves life of little girl" the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man. Oh, what are you then?"
The man says: "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers say: "Extremist kills innocent American dog "
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